Thursday, November 6, 2008

A Series of Rants About Stuff

Tattoos
What's the deal with people who think tattoos are wrong? It's my body, what gives people the right to tell me what I can or can't do with my body? If your issue is that it doesn't look good or that it doesn't 'fit' me somehow, that's cool, tell me and we'll talk about it. If your issue is something else, especially something religious, then go fuck yourself. I don't understand how religion can be applied to how one handles their own fuckin' body.

Music
I hate the concept of indy cred. I joke about it a lot when someone brings up a band I've never heard or mentions seeing a band that's unsigned at a show or something, but it's altogether stupid. What's the point of bragging about a band that you've heard of and no one else has? If they make good music, then tell people. If they're shit, don't brag just in case they get big. But tell people when you hear about good music.

Womenfolk
I wish there were more assertive women in the world. Women who would find a guy they find attractive and approach him. Because I'm a scrawny little bitch with a stutter who will almost never bring it up with women and even less likely approach women I find attractive. And there's plenty of guys out there like me. So women, go out there and be more assertive when you're interested in a guy.

Pro Wrestling
Don't shit on pro wrestling because its fake. Oh boo frickin' hoo, you guys watch movies and sitcoms, why is this different, just because it's supposed to be violence they're faking instead of emotion or romance? Fuck no. It's still entertainment on tv. And I happen to be a fan. So fuck you if you don't give a shit, don't give me shit about it. Because I don't give you shit when you go on and on about Lost.

Maybe more later.

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