BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD

Now....in any profession there logically has to be one whom was the worst at said profession, yet there is also a top...someone who did their job better than ANYONE else.

Now in most professions the "best" of all time, is just an opinion...

In the profession known as "professional" wrestling, this isn't the case. There is a proven king, an undeniable overlord, a man who can out wrestle, out promo, and generally out perform the competition no matter who that competition may be. The man I speak of isn't Hogan, or Flair, or Steamboat, or Colt Cabana...though he's pretty damn close...the man I speak of....

MAVEN!!!!



Before you is the entrance video of ex WWE Star, legend, icon, and wrestling god, Maven. This is accompanied by the musical performance of "Tattoo" by the band Big Mother Thruster...whom..evolved [much like Maven did over time] into the current band known as Mercy Drive

Usually an entrance video or titantron is used to showcase the wrestler at their finest. Since there wasn't enough time to highlight Maven's unlimited talents, you'll have to settle for this.

Watch in sheer amazement as he dropkicks not one but TWO difference people, AND CLOTHESLINES TAZ!!!!

Nobody clotheslines TAZ.....no mere mortal that is.

Here's to you Maven....

Your retirement pained me more than any death, disease, plague, or Dane Cook movie ever could.

I'll miss you....

FOREVER

...I too wanna feel the nights...under the stars... but not without you...may you return someday, you magnificent bastard.