The Party Scene

I'm not a part of it, typically. Tonight was very little exception. Short story, I drank and made a bad decision. Long story, I drank a little bit of whiskey and some Godiva and was a little tipsy to where impulse wrote checks that I should not have cashed. So I brought out some energy powder in case anyone else wanted some since I didn't think I should have some and not share. No one really did, but someone suggested snorting and I said that I would, not expecting to be taken up on it. Well, I was and oh fuck my nose burns and all the muscles on the right side of my face are tighter than on the left. Holy fuckshit, srsly. Also, my innocent, skittish act seems to work really well, especially since I'm remotely good looking. Not hot, persay, but I've got a sort of charm. Anyway, tonight, it worked out to the tune of two attractive women trying to get me to grope them in the name of "coming out of my shell" and were grinding and kissing my cheeks and all other sorts of rad stuff which led to humor on my end knowing not only that I didn't have any problem with doing so, but that I had 2 of the 3 girls on me and that left 4 guys with nil. Overall, I call tonight a win with a sore nose.