Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Detective Dan's Christmas List

Following in the footsteps of my partner here, I've decided to post my christmas list. These aren't in exact order, but it's close enough.

- A midget
- A blow job
- A blow job from a midget
- Weed
- Money to buy more weed
- A weed giftcard
- The remaining members of the grateful dead
- Polio
- A flying car
- An Asian girl
- Jennifer Aniston's right nipple
- Tickets to Cheech and Chong's reunion tour
- A dead Rex Grossman
- Squall
- World pea....fuck that shit..

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