Life One Weekend At A Time

Soon I hope to have something slightly more interesting to talk about, but since I don't at this time...here goes..


So I went to my friend's house on Saturday. The goal of the evening? To get a tattoo. Now once we arrive at his house, we're greeted by his girl mooning us.....I regretfully turned away...why I don't quite know...but nevertheless I did. Anyways I suppose getting a tattoo is slightly difficult when you and each of your friends show up stoned and your girl is apparently rather drunk. Also...not calling ahead of time and showing up at 8 PM is also a bit of a fopaw.

Per usual I got fairly fucked up. It was kind of a different feeling though, I wasn't really all that amused, I just felt really...really good. My senses were heightened. I didn't really talk, just sat there on the floor enjoying it. My joy was short lived as it was time to head to the tattoo parlor. A nasty fall [my leg bent backwards] coupled with a long walk in the cold made those positive feelings change real quick.

Once we finally got there I sat on this little couch/bench combination. I starred intensely at the ass of a lovely young lady. I felt a little bad, since I'm sure everyone knew, but it's not really my fault now is it? Chances are you know your pants don't fit, if you wish to disregard such knowledge and do nothing about the problem, I see this as a green light for my perverted pleasures.

Now while I was having a jolly little time, it turns out that hey.......there isn't enough time to do the tattoo. Surprise surprise considering it was only...8 PM at night....

To make things worse on the walk home...I completely slowed down. Not because I didn't want to walk, but it felt like time has froze, I just walked rather slowly...which lead my group of friends to be slightly concerned...

We got back to the house and fired a few more up. That seemed to put me in better spirits.

It seems as though I may have an "interest"

She's the sister of my friend's step-sister. I don't know for sure, but she seems like she could be interested. She's not really all that great in terms of personality or looks for that matter, but she is rather "blessed" in the chest region. Not my ideal thing, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I've also tried contacting a rather unpleasant bi friend from high school. Basically I'm just trying to find something to do to pass the time. If something better comes along then so be it, but it's good to have something to fill time.

This whole post makes me come off as a rapist....doesn't it?


I'm almost ashamed of myself for letting my standards fall to the wayside, but the time has come.

I'll probably post something later this week, but till then this is the best I can do....