Alcoholism and You

So, today is my 21st birthday and as such, I am now an alcoholic instead of an underage drinker.  As such, here is some alcoholic's advice.

-If you don't like beer, Wikipedia has a great list of cocktails.  Hehe, cocktails.

-Someone always knows where to get cheaper liquor than you.

-If you sleep on a couch at home, it won't feel weird passing out on one when you're away.  Ditto about using sleeping bags.

-Plan your sleeping arrangements to have the straightest line to the bathroom possible in case of throwing up.  Though if you're smart, you know how not to throw up.

-Energy drinks are good preventative measures for hangovers.

And that's all I've got.  I promised people I'd post and have now done so.  Yay.