Thursday, January 22, 2009

An Important Reminder.

Regardless of what percentage your great grandmother's sister's friend's, uncle's, mother is......

If you can't hunt, fish, and build a tee pee, you ARE NOT AN INDIAN.


You're not part Cherokee, you're half pretentious, half stupid, and 100% cunt.

That is all.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Misery Loves Company and Company Breeds Misery

I've been laying around awake for the past three plus hours. I have a pair of apartment guests and they're still asleep. I'd like to get up and start functioning, but I'm definitely not being a good host if I wake them. Also, my female house guest opted to claim the single bed for herself, leaving me splitting the 2-person fold out couch with the male. Seperate sleeping bags, but two bisexual guys sleeping next to each other on a couch is still much less preferred than a male and a female on a couch.

On an unrelated note, I might be up in Green Bay this Saturday for a prerelease event for the new Legend of the Five Rings card game set. I'm such an nerd.