Well, it appears my co-blogger is not going to show, so I'm gonna do this one on my own. Which means that, as much as I didn't want to be, I'm going to be the sole person associated with a blog titled, "Something Remotely Gay". Nothing against homosexuals, being bisexual myself, but it's a horrid name.
But anyway, on topic of the title, my penis hurts. I like to masturbate without the use of lube. No idea why outside of the fact that having lube out when masturbating makes it seem obvious what I was doing when someone who would notice or check in comes around. Anyway, today I was going to jerk off when this hot girl I know online signs on. Now, she and I used to do stuff via webcam and still do sometimes, so I have a decent imagination of what she looks like beneath the clothes. So I was kinda lightly jerking it to her on webcam (clothed) for an hour and a half till I finally decided to say, "Screw it," and did the task. Afterward, my wang was all red and raw from the lack of lube and constant friction and is now in seething pain from the 'raw skin'. Fortunately, that is my only lament at this time.
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